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If it has the word "last" or "remember"... someone definitely kicks the bucket

Let’s face it: when Hollywood finds a cow that produces they milk it until its dead on the ground. Like Nicholas Sparks for instance. This mediocre 44-year-old romance writer has spawned some of the most successful sap-fests in recent Hollywood history. Everyone cried in A Walk to Remember, and The Notebook is notoriously tissue-worthy. But I’m starting to get bored. Super bored, in fact. Miley Cyrus can do that to you…

8 Easy Steps to Writing a Nicholas Sparks Novel

1. There must be young-people in love. Or old-people in love. Or both

2. Society won’t like it. A rich girl and a poor boy? That storyline is brand spankin’ new!

3. Someone needs to die, be dying, or have some sort of incurable disease. This is a big thing for Nick. Seriously, in every single story someone has cancer, autism, dementia… you get the idea.

4. There must be an old house. It has a lot of history, and it might even be a fixer-upper. What a great thing to spend your dying days doing.

5. Someone needs to lose their virginity. Preferably the young-people in love.

6. It helps if in the film version, you cast a well-known pop sensation or American Sweetheart. It also helps if their names start with M. (Mandy Moore, Miley Cyrus, Rachel McAdams)

7. Beaches must be present and key parts of the story (if you’re curious which books this is true for… its every single one).

8. Similar to the need for beaches in is the need for Carnivals. These are, apparently, the most romantic places in the world. In my experience toothless carnies spitting tobacco on you isn’t really that romantic, but to each his own.

9. Letters, journals, etc should be written in copious amounts and left in bottles or in …. notebooks maybe? Or in songs? Last Songs perhaps?

See, now we can save poor Nick some time and write our very own novels for Hollywood to rip off and make millions off of.

Get crackin’, readers!


Parents and conservatives are in uproar over Adam Lamberts raunchy performance this weekend on the American Music Awards. In the 4-plus minute routine, Lambert simulates oral sex on stage with one man, makes out with another, and runs around as women swing on poles, thrusting his hips in their faces. Lambert, American Idol runner up, is openly bi-sexual and has been seen running around town with several attractive young gentlemen…

But is there a double standard? Lambert, although most definitely pushing the envelope, never really did anything much different than some of the most famous female artists out there. We’ve all seen Britney, right? Or Miley Cyrus? How is this any different?

AND- Why was Lambert’s fall midway through his song kept in the West Coast Broadcast when J-Lo’s was mysteriously edited out? Check out the vid’s on Perez, he’s eating it up! Or try here for Lambert’s vid, and here for J-Lo’s fall.

What do you think? Was it a double standard?


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